what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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