school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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