He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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