Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize