32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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