it wasn't lemon gatorade
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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