Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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