i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize