i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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