i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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