Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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