No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
a search helicopter?!
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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