How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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