David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
