That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
honey bunches of taint.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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