bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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