worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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