i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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