She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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