she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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