ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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