lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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