i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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