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He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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