Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Green mimosas i think yes
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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