Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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