she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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