fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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