I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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