Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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