question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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