Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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