We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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