Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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