one two three fourrrrnication!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
