Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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