That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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