I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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