8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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