Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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