Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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