Where are you?
In a non slutty way
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
