Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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