my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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