One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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