No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm getting married
To pizza
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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