His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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