Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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