i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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