that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Randomize