there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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