dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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