i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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