Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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