I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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