marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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