That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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