i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
