I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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