Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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