i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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